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I wanted to know the contents of the bonus---.

In the shopping center in Hamamatsu, Higashi-ku,
in the 25 bag of professional baseball player card of potato chips bonus,
as was incised with scissors, Hamamatsu Higashisho 6 days, Miyatsubo Toyokawa, Aichi Prefecture Nakajo-machi ,
Noboru Matsuo (51) was arrested on charges of damaging the container.

He admitted charges that he wanted a giant card.

According to the police, Matsuo suspect is 5 days to about 20 minutes from 1 hour 55 minutes around the afternoon,
in the same center, potato chips 25 bags with a bonus of card (1 bag 90 yen, a total of 2250 yen) a bonus of bag of scissors There is doubt that it cut it with.
The suspect cut the extra bag of 35 bags in total,
checked the contents card and purchased 10 bags that he liked.
The other 25 bags were returned to the shelf and they came out of the center by security guards.