なぜなんJ民の英語力はボロボロなのか

1 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 16:57:42.79 ID:A5Co4ATW.net

すまんのか？

2 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 16:58:25.60 ID:kwsLGblf.net

I'm sorry?

3 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 16:59:46.78 ID:cOe6nWcz.net

so good

4 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:00:21.40 ID:UZD+bXCy.net

日本語ボロボロニキだらけだから

5 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:00:51.68 ID:N4yzYXkl.net

Shall we sex?

6 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:01:01.11 ID:t4lQG0un.net

Hey なんJ民s, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.
You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect.
I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.
What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?
I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

7 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:01:52.84 ID:+4sZC8D6.net

Een'yade

8 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:02:17.20 ID:4EbaJ+HK.net

today is baseballgeme is

9 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:02:34.06 ID:o1NoxipF.net

Because I love you.

10 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:02:53.58 ID:gtQVObSh.net

I like gavagavaEnglish verymuch

11 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:04:16.23 ID:vsY4AM18.net

I have a pen.

12 ：風吹けば名無し＠＼(^o^)／：2014/05/26(月) 17:04:39.52 ID:Dir5+RV6.net

i like quellsewe chekefil